File under: Hijacking the astral plane
News just to hand is that Kerry Bolton's missus "K" has used her powers of torment to ensure that Helf Werfurth's arse is permanently covered in painful boils.
This is in response to Herfurth's usurpation of the name New Right Aus/NZ for his motley collection of black hanky clad pimply adolescents. And Drew Fraser who somehow fits in there, but we don't know how.
Gauge for yourself, gentle reader, the efficiency of this foul curse. Has anybody actually seen Welf sitting down in recent memory?
According to Dr Kerry Bolton, the name New Right has nothing to do with National Anachronists and besides I thought of it first, so there. Nah na na nana.
In other news commodity trading of eye of newt has hit the roof.
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